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An erection a male has when waking up.
Also known as a piss-hardon.
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A piece of artwork written by the queen Taylor Alison Swift
Out Of The Woods has the most iconic bridge of Taylor’s songs
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A term used when someone having a massive erection looking as if its about to burst out of their pants. Origin of this word lies in "Chey-Town" of North Las Vegas, first seen on a morbidly obese Junior of 2009. Ever since then, people refer having a huge hard on as a "Max Wood."
Ew, dude! That kid is totally having a major Max Wood!
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Like morning wood, except the one with the boner did not get it in the morning but rather it stayed with him from the previous night (very early hours of the morning) all the way through sunrise.
We were on ooVoo from around midnight to 6am and I got rising wood while we were on.
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What a non-Spanish Speaking gentleman would call their "Boner" if they were with a Non-english speaking lady of spanish origin.
Yo biatch..el jumpo on el wood.boner
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1. Titty hard ons.
2. A female's erect nipples.
Beatrice has female wood.
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A mixed race professional golfer, sometimes ignorantly misidentified as being African American. This is due to the nonsensical and horrifically racist United Statesian "one drop" rule, which states that "black" ancestry is so disgusting that any trace of it disqualifies you from belonging to any other ethnic group, regardless of whatever other heritage you have. In reality his heritage is one quarter Chinese, one quarter Thai, one quarter African American, one eighth Native American, and one eighth Dutch.
Tiger Woods (born December 30, 1975, in Cypress, California) is an American golfer, widely considered to be one of the greatest golfers of all time.
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