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Don Panky’s Mafia is a secret cult that is only know by the enlightened ones. Once selected you will be taken and put through serious trials and tribulations. Upon completing the hardships you will enter the brotherhood. Once in the brother hood you will be under the protection of Don Panky. Anyone who who does you wrong will be faced with retaliation and death.
Collins: I’m gonna beat the shit out of you
Caleb: Better watch out I’m under the protection of Don Panky’s Mafia
Collins: Oh fuck nevermind
The Ron Don Phenomenon is a memory error that occurs when you mix up two similar pieces of information despite intentionally memorizing the correct answer at an earlier time.
Due to the easy confusion of the two items, you explicitly tell yourself the correct piece of information, as if cementing it in your brain. However, when trying to recall the information later, you can't remember which of the two items you foregrounded as the correct answer.
The crux of the Ron Don Phenomenon is the fact that you insist that you will remember the correct piece of information but precisely fail to do so at a later time.
"I used to have a bus driver who told us his name at the start of every school year, and, every year, I'd forget whether his name was Ron or Don. When the next year came around, I was sure that I'd remember this time. But not soon after, I'd forget again. It's the Ron Don Phenomenon!"
The greatest of all the dons and the epitomy of natural pimp. many have imitated bt none will duplicate. known only as a phenomenon. ladies love him and haters hate him. the likes of stretch, flex luthor, tyler, UKL, willy jenius, JBL & Dr.J all come close bt none will rise to be his equal.
Oh my goodness, its the phenomenon... the True Don 1!
I reeeally want to b him!!
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The sexual act of licking your own anus while wearing a sombrero.
That was the best Don Juan Capristrano yet.
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A feeble and decrepit One Liner presented to a female by a wannabe Don Juan.
Did you see him get rejected by that cougar? Ha, he must've given her a Don Juan-liner.
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A very large bush! Not only a large bush, but one that hangs several inches below the camel toe, giving the look of Don King's head upside down between her legs. A low hanging birds nest.
Dude, when I got her panties off, I was smacked across the grill by her inverted Don King. I almost yacked!
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v. phrase. surrender; lower one's standards. Inspired by Queen Elizabeth's refusal to put on any cowboy hats, feathered headresses, ball caps etc. that are offered but can be used in regard to any clothing item (tuxedo, grad gown) , job, dinner with in-laws etc.
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The prom is this weekend. Are you gonna don the white hat?
I'm a gonna go alright but I ain't no white hat donner.
Then you might not get no punch.
I'll tell you who's gonna get no punch and it ain't gonna be you!
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