When after pooping, you go to wipe and there is nothing on the toilet paper.
"Dude that was such a quick poop!"
"It was a ghost-poop thats why."
"Ohhhhh I love those"
When someone passes gas within a group of people and no one knows who did it
Guy 1: "Dude that's nasty was that you?"
Guy 2: "No, was it you?"
Guy 1: "No, I swear."
Both guys: "GHOST FART"
when you feel like you're going to take a crap but nothing or almost nothing comes out.
Billy: Dude, I gotta take a huge dump
Brian: Awesome.
Billy: Damnit, it was a ghost crap. I didn't crap anything at all.
the familiar taste that accompanies a post-meal burp. it's like deja-vu in your mouth.
Man jo, I just caught a straight ghost taste from that barbeque earlier.
When a driver of a vehicle turns all of their lights off (especially headlights) during driving at night.
Kyle went into ghost mode and I freaked out, what if someone hit us!
Cheating on your partner without their knowing, mainly at night or at a beach
ma lawd, i gern on dat ghost move, way down by sally sue, who all just me and you, wha we ga do...ROOM FOR 2!!!