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UK slang for when you're chatting up a girl, and their friends decide that she's not for you, so they 'scoop' her away.
I was chatting up a girl the other day but her mates we're having none of it. I got totally scooped!
Scooped; when you or another person gets cheated out of a favorable outcome that should have been a guarantee. You can also scoop others. I.e. request time off when you knew they wanted that day.
Tip: Yo, did you get a chance to snag some free Olive Garden?
Jak: Nah, I didn't get an email and now the foods gone. They Scooped me on that one.
A DC meaning to have hooked up with someone but did not have sex
I scooped my coworker last night but I kept my pants on, don't worry!
A term of endearment used when wanting to lay hands on your beautiful girlfriends buns
"Babes, you haven't scooped the booty in 50 years. please scoop the booty"
Javelin rocket launcher used to annoy the enemy.
Johnson get that scoop noodle and blow a whole in their rectum
When you and your friends all have sex back to back with one woman and see who's penis scoops semen out best by paternity testing the baby 9 months later.
"Don't worry babe I'm going last in the scoop so the odds are it will be our kid."
When a person or persons uses two technology devices at the same time.
In relation to triple-dip: when a person or persons is using three technology devices at once.
Can add the suffix split to specify that more than one person is involved in the moment.
Mild "old-school example": a person is talking on the phone while watching TV. Ex: "did you hear me, or did you double scoop?"
Moderate: using your iPhone to check Facebook, while surfing the Internet on your iPad. "omg I double scoop all the time, do u?"
Extreme example: talking on the iPhone while you check a text on same phone, and Instant messaging on your computer. This might also be referred to as a triple-double.