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A condition of the digestive system where, upon expelling intestinal gas from your bowles (farting) or defecating (shitting), your anus feels as though it is being burned by hydrochloric acid.
**SIDE NOTE** Caution is advised when jalepeno asshole is experienced because it is often accompanied by explosive diarrhea.
Usually caused by consuming large amounts of very spicy mexican food, or jalepeno beef jerky.
Oh God, my anus is burning! That mexican lunch gave me jalepeno asshole!
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The Hottest, Sweatiest and most uncomfortable Heat ever experienced by a human being!
Holy Shit, It's hotter then Satans Asshole in here!!
Hey Don, it's as hot as Satans Asshole outside today!! maybe we should go to the pool.
That Jalapeno was so hot that my mouth feels like Satans Asshole!!
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One who attempts to impress by affecting greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than is actually possessed.
Especially true in the art scene.
Hey Joe, did you notice that pretentious asshole hipster that drinks Starbucks, owns more than one Apple product, wears clothes every other hipster wears, and manages to convince herself that she is alternative and therefore superior compared to her peers?
Joe: Yeah, so true.
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A narcissist dressed in hipster clothes. Other physical attributes include: A bowl-cut hairstyle, oversized clothes and round glasses.
Psychology: Displays the "I´m a sensitive, deep and accepting soul" persona to others, but will infact push your mother down the stairs when you´re not looking. This is an emotionally manipulativ, immature and passive aggressive backstaber that feels entitled and believes to be better than others due to "uniqueness" . The artsy asshole believes to be creative due to following trends, but this person is in fact a generic, deeply insecure, trendy-clothed, shit-talker that tries to elevate themselves by backstabbing others. If they get confronted ,they will take on the victim-role and will often cry about being "mistreated".
That guy is a artsy asshole, he´s a spoiled trendy-clothed backstabber.
A player in a COD lobby wearing a snowy skin, and has a very gay and stupid playing style.
Oh shit boys, there’s a snowy asshole on the other team.
When the inner lining of the rectum protrudes from the anus in a flower-like formation. i.e. a bloom.
Me and my homey dumped it in her pail and she grew a blooming asshole
In any given relationship you have with another person that person is bound to be an asshole at some point so you mite as well be an asshole first.
Example 1
"I knew that the car in front of me was about to cut me off so I implemented the asshole policy and sped up so he couldn't get in front of me."
Example 2
I was walking out of wal-mart the other day and this bum said "excuse me sir", I could tell he was about be an asshole and ask me for money so I put the asshole policy into effect and told him "get a fucking job" before he had a chance to say another word.