Battle Born Psychology

A method of couples reconciliation where couples agree to choose who gets final decision making authority for all types of situations to reduce arguments.

Last night my wife and I agreed to take Battle Born Psychology seriously to end our fighting and laid out twelve different situations where she gets final say and I get final say. Our agreements ended immediately.

yuppie battle pants

A pair of pants with excessive cargo and utility pockets that also convert into shorts by unzipping the legs. Often comes in a variety of shades of khaki and with other urban warfare necessities such as elastic cuffs and key loops.

When it got too hot, Nads impressed everyone by converting his yuppie battle pants into shorts. Oh, how prepared!

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Fortnite battle royale

Gay virgin shit

My dad does not love me because I play Fortnite Battle Royale

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Ya know battle

When in a conversation, the conversing individuals attempt to say "ya know" more times than the others. Similar to a dance-off.

Whoa, Dee just served him in that ya know battle, I think he said ya know 18 times in one minute.

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roman battle helmet

Here's a tricky maneuver that even Russell Crowe might have some difficulty with. While sitting on your partner's forehead, place your balls over her eyes and your dick over her nose. Giving the appearance of a Roman battle helmet. Then exclaim "Am I not merciful?!" Also known as Arabian Goggles.

Last night, after watching Gladiator, Cyndi wanted to slide on my roman battle helmet.

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Battle of Midway 1942

The Battle of Midway was a decisive naval battle of the Second World War between the United States and Japan, the Midway Atoll, known to the Imperial Japanese Navy as “AF”, was the site of the battle happening on the 4th of June to the 7th of June in 1942 was historically significant as it was the battle which four Japanese carriers, Akagi, Kaga, Sōryū and Hiryū, while the United States only lost one carriers, the Yorktown.

The Battle of Midway 1942 really turned the tide during the Second World War.

Battle for Caution's McGriddle

An object show about 20 fucking stupid objects battling for a shitty McGriddle. The worst character is OHGEE$Y. I mean, seriously. He's the worst.

Friend 1: "I'm in such a good mood today! I think I'll go play some golf!"
Friend 2: "Before you go, do you want to watch Battle for Caution's McGriddle with me? A new episode just came out today."
Friend 1: "DAMMIT! DAMMIT! DAMMIT!"

*Friend 1 cracks Friend 2's head open with his golf club.*