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A wonderful, smart, adorable person whom I love and live for.
Rita is a wonderful, smart, adorable person.
The lowest form of human existance
"Hey did you hear that Kaite Heir was paying out on Mchugh for his bowl cut, he is so pathetic now."
Someone who doesn't know how to light a pipe, burns their fingers trying, can't load a bowl or someone who torches the bowl not knowing any better.
Dude corner the bowl, there went all the green hits. Don't be such a bowl noob.
Futile publicity stunt that took place during half-time of Super Bowl XXXVIII where half naked women *tried* to play football. I downloaded this "game" a couple days ago and it was absolutely pitiful, imagine paying $29.95 to watch that piece of shit?!?!
Final Score: Team Dream 6
Team Euphoria 0
Woot Woot!
But seriously:
Worst...softcore porn....ever...
Random Guy 1: So are we gonna order the Lingerie Bowl?
Random Guy 2: Of course, dude, it's not like we'll see any skin during the half-time show...
*30 minutes later*
Random Guy 2: Fuck...
The sexiest haircut any guy can get. Not just for 5 year olds. Long on the top and buzzed on the back and lower sides, just majestic. It looks like a bowl on someone's head, literally, and it's just the most gorgeous thing to look at.
Mike: "Check out this guy's bowl cut."
Jenn: "It's amazing, I want to be with him, he's just so beautiful and
majestic..."
Mike: "whatever"
Getting a Man Chair while taking a dump.
Oh man, I'm horny but I also have to take a dump. What ever should I do? Chairman of the Bowl!