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ITS JUST POLARIS BRO
Niall: Its just polaris bro
Follower: Wtf is polaris?
Niall: its just polaris bro
A hopped up muscle car used to go to the bars and clubs, driven by a "bro" mostly likely wearing axe body spray, polo shirt collar popped, and drinking some kind of sparkly energy drink.
Dude, let's all hop into the Dodge, light up a blunt, and do some bro-touring downtown!
A gathering of loud, slovenly, dim-witted gay men. Primary activities include shouting incomprehensibly over one another to compete for dominance, followed by gay sex.
Jason gathered the bung bros for a night of drunken jeering, grunting, and wanking each other off.
A group of bros walking in formation. Generally formed by athletes but not necessarily. A murder of bros consists of four or more bros walking together.
Person 1 "Ah shit man, did you see that murder of bros earlier?"
Person 2 "Yeah man. They always seem to move in packs"
A co-worker who sits in the same row of desks as you.
Have you met my Row Bro, Alain? He sits two desks down from me.
The act of a girl having intercourse with a set number of Fraternity members either at once or in a row. These include:
Bro- One brother
Double Bro- Two brothers
Triple Bro- Three brothers
OverBro- Four brothers
Brotacular- Five brothers
Brotrocity- Six brothers
Brollimanjaro- Seven brothers
Brotastrophe- Eight brothers
Bropocalypse- Nine brothers
Brollionaire- Ten brothers
Also included are the mythical bro streaks of bromanity:
Atom Bro- All members of a single chapter fraternity on campus.
Bro-mination- All members of a fraternity on a campus.
Bro-bonic Plague- All members of a fraternity in chapter across the country.
These streaks could end in three ways:
Brosplosion- the act of one or more fraternity members ejaculating on an unsuspecting female
BroBalls- The act of a brother getting cut off from finishing intercouse. The fraternity version of Blue balls.
Rape- self-explanatory
Cindy: I got a Bro Streak of Triple Bro last night.
Karen: Thats cool, I heard Lexi got a brotastrophe. She's such a slut.
Cindy: I know.
Kyle: We totally Bro streaked that bitch.
Tom: Yeah, Fist-pump!
The political stance advocating the right of all bros to maintain broship
-or-
Criminalizing the termination of brohood after the point of conception.
- Hey dude, why didn't you vote for Barack Obama?
-Well I heard he would try to uphold Bro vs. Wade. And I believe that all Bros have the Right to Brohood. Do you know how many innocent bros are terminated after conception each year!? I am personally Bro Life.
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