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Someone ugly that, at certain angles, looks very good.
In her photo she was smoking hot, but when I met her I realized she was only Cabbage Patch Cute.
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An immortal old man in a robe smoking a pipe talking about how much he loves muff cabbage.
"Mmmmm Muff Cabbage!" Says the Muff Cabbage Man in a high pitched British accent.
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its a jersey thing.
You got cabbage in your muff, you muff cabbage.
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the fact that this word even exist is a mystery and its meaning is non existant
that guy suffers cabbage patch syndrome
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A porn star with the hottest rack ever imaginable. Makes beautiful children in a very naughty, ugly way.
Damn, those cabbage patch kids on the johnny made me sploosh through my pants.
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To tell someone the unvarnished truth; tell it like it is.
If our boss John doesn't stop yelling at us, I'm going to tell him how the cow ate the cabbage!
The most random thing you can ever say to someone to start a conversation. There is only one correct answer to this statement.
Bob: I grew a cabbage today!
Tim: I love you.
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