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Catholicism

Apparently predates Christianity by 200 years and was started by Alexander the Great. History is fun.

Iam “Another interesting thing about Catholicism is that the word means ‘Universal.’ Very interesting... 🤔 Hmm... Now that I think of it ‘Islam’ means ‘Submission.’ Interesting indeed... Huh, you know, The root word of ‘Judaism’ is ‘Judah’ (The fourth son)... and ‘Judah’ means ‘The Praised One.’ 🤔 Hmm... Universal... Submission... The Praised One... Why does that sound funny? Universal... Submission... The Praised One... Universal. Submission. The Praised One. Universal Submission to The Praised One. Oh! There it is! It’s a universalized submission ethic that subordinates everyone to ‘the Praised one’ or ‘Ones’ for that matter. Huh... Funny how that works... That’s the what ‘we’re all praying to the same God’ means... That’s what ‘There is no difference between imitation and worship’ means...“

by Hym Iam November 12, 2022


catholic grading system

A=Gay for Jesus
B=no longer virgin

C=Cucked by Nuns
D=Dicked by priest

F=Fucked by pope

I have an F in scripture Jonny, I hope I don't get sent to the pope. Man, I love the catholic grading system

by FastBallPaul December 4, 2017


Catholic School

A place where you have an easy religion class and get to miss half the day on Wednesday’s to go to mass. Also all the kids there are most likely atheist and/or gay. Walk into restroom, see two girls making out, shrug, it’s a Catholic this is normal.

I’m all seriousness tho most Catholic schools are fine, the kids there typically aren’t rich or snobby like some definitions suggest, actually the one I went to was filled with simple middle class kids like you probably are.

Man, I heard Claudia went to a Catholic School
Oh… so she’s gay then?

by Lethe_tea January 28, 2022


Catholic School

Hell on Earth and no one cares about religion class and most the kids there are every religion but catholic and you have to pay to breathe the very air within the school and you have no basic human rights and if you're bad at sports or dont look good then you get bullied and the people there probably sleep around and do drugs while freshman get shoved in lockers and everyone fucks upperclassman girls and it will drive you so mad you end up in a straight jacket and the only reason the teachers are there is so they can have summer off.

Jimothy: Dude I hear she goes to a Catholic School

Samothy: I pray for her soul...NOT lol

by Piggle the great October 5, 2022


Knoxville catholic

The bmaze academy owner Bobby maze

All the bmaze elite players go to Knoxville catholic

by Heporous November 24, 2021


St Mary Catholic Elementry School

St.Mary Catholic Elementry School is were everyones a pussy and snitches, the princibles are shit and the school acts rich but is acc poor AF, they steal the money and realry give back to the kids. the teacher are too hard on these kids and the kids act like animals (mostly)

I go to St Mary Catholic Elementry School

by easybaker0029 March 7, 2023


Canossa Catholic Primary School

It's a school that is very holy. It has 332 schools all over the world. The school is somehow every controlling, we are not allow to have Social Media and lots more. Like uhh yaa. We have 3 different schools in Singapore.

Canossa Catholic Primary School is a school is that is very holy

by kaleyleekaien_ September 12, 2021