chip the keeper

(v) A term commonly used in soccer, this term also refers to an underground sexual fetish act, one of many that involve the use of snack foods (Doritos, Fritos, etc.). Chip Fetishists - or Chipishts, as they call themselves - often prefer and endorse Lay's Rippled Potato Chips. "Chip the keeper" is the specific action in which a Chipisht crumbles Lay's Rippled Potato Chips over the naked body of his/her lover. The two people then rub their bodies together (not actually engaging in sexual union) until an optimal oily film has been produced between the bodies, secreting what Chipishts believe is the aphrodisiac scent of the Potato Chip. Heightened sensation is said to result.

Tonight, I want to chip the keeper, baby. You bring the Lay's, I'll bring the dip.

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bobbing for chips

Extreme red facial colour, caused by excessive excersise, booze or sex, resembilng that of a person who may have dipped his face into boiling oil to steal chips.

The lenghts fat people will go to get food.

Christ, look at his face, looks like he's been Bobbing for chips'

I'm so hungry, I could Bob for chips.

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Brotato Chip

Swag way to talk to ya broodas

Sup my Brotato Chip's

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chip shovels

The hands of an extremely obese woman. i.e. for use of shoveling chips into ones mouth.

"Rosie belted Len to the floor with her chip shovels."

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Cherry Chips

When a male of female is preforming oral sex on a female while she is on her menstrual cycle and the blood from her vagina then gets on said male or female's face. Then the male of female lets the the blood dry. Then after the blood is dry, then peels the blood off their face and eats it like a chip.

cherry chips

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BLUE CHIPS

When a college tries to bribe star highschool athletes to joining their team. This comes either in the form of a fat check, several fat checks, a nice ride, some incentives and so forth.

Funny how Terry rolled up in a new SUV when his family can barely afford their house bills.

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Chicken and Chips

A northerners term for a loved one or someone who is very special to you, usualy female. For example, wife or daughter. Used when adressing the person directly.

"Hey, 'chicken and chips' do you fancy going to the pictures later?"

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