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a girl that's just your thot, she stays inside the house and does house stuff only.
I love my couch pussy. So much better than those, "going out with my girls" thots. Can't trust 'em.
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Its where your left leg is on the arm rest and ur right leg kneeling on the seats, and constantly getting penetrated by a penis On a red couch with jewels and diamonds in the United Kingdom. Also known as getting royally fucked.
I just red couched Victor at the garden party
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Someone who overstays their welcome after you let them sleep on your couch
Stuart stopped having keg parties because he always woke up with couch barnacles.
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when your asked if you’re going somewhere
are you going to the store?
cough couch yes/cough couch no
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To couch chug is to chug the crevices of a couch as one would normally “beer” Keeva is the world Champion at 10min 13.58sec
Keeva is the best at couch chuggin.
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Forced to find money buried in the couch to purchase a cup of coffee or cigarettes. A typical characteristic among artists, ski-bums and Phish-heads.
After spending all night at the bar, she woke up to realize that she was now couch-poor.
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When you have a woman kneel over a couch/sofa, then proceed to insert a burrito inside her vagina.
"Hey Gurl, wanna preform Couch Mexican tonight after The Wire?"
"Dude, me and Jennifer preformed so much Couch Mexican last night."
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