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the beef of the couch. Also known as the cushions or pillows.
That couch has less couch beef than your mom has yoachers.
I can't stand a couch without tons of couch beef.
A couch that has the ability to cause a women to act whorish when sat on. -A most valuable piece of furniture-
Ryan's whore couch has the ability to defile the most chaste of women.
To couch chug is to chug the crevices of a couch as one would normally “beer” Keeva is the world Champion at 10min 13.58sec
Keeva is the best at couch chuggin.
when your asked if you’re going somewhere
are you going to the store?
cough couch yes/cough couch no
Someone who overstays their welcome after you let them sleep on your couch
Stuart stopped having keg parties because he always woke up with couch barnacles.
Its where your left leg is on the arm rest and ur right leg kneeling on the seats, and constantly getting penetrated by a penis On a red couch with jewels and diamonds in the United Kingdom. Also known as getting royally fucked.
I just red couched Victor at the garden party
Couch material is when you get couch vibes. It describes the type of person who can make out a couch and make out damn well.
I was gonna make out with him but he's just not couch material.