The worst diarrhea that you can possibly have. Usually caused by food poisoning or exposure to standing water, Medieval Diarrhea is a potentially life-threatening condition that has claimed the lives of countless medieval peasants and lords alike over the centuries. Symptoms include frequent watery and/or bloody diarrhea, stabbing abdominal pains and dizziness/fainting.
Seek medical attention if you develop medieval diarrhea.
a health condition where feces, especially diarrhea comes out of the mouth
Yesterday, I had reverse diarrhea. It sure tasted gross.
Taking a shit and then painfully shoving it back up your ass.
I went back to my ex and now I have a bout of reverse diarrhea. Lesson learned!
Penis Diarrhea is a usually misunderstood and confused with other similar conditions. This terrible disease, Penis Diarrhea, is a disease that is irreversible. And is lethal if not managed properly.
Symptoms include runny nose, headaches, nausea, memory loss, vision impairment, decrease in general senses, vomiting, diarrhea, low sex drive, erectile dysfunction, overly long urination, and, worst of all, micropenis.
If you have had more than one of these symptoms in the past two weeks, see a doctor.
Person One: "I feel nauseous, my head hurts, and I can't stop my nose from running."
Person Two: "I think you might have Penis Diarrhea, have you been to the doctor yet?"
When the poop slides out of yo booty hole, and you ate baked beans yesterday, so maggots crawl into it. Then your Spanish teacher sees it and says "Dios Miho!" and proceeds to stuff it into her face.
i blasted a baked bean diarrhea in da bathroom bro
whoa bro pretty joggers
yoooooooo
Different than a fart tornado, wet feces rains in a storm winds of 100mph or more with floods of loose stool
Joseph Asbury, your face is a diarrhea tsunami.