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the douchiest douchebag consists of a white boy who claims to be very straight but is evidently not. all he wears is patagonia, boat shoes, birkenstocks, nike hats and rip n dip; and if you don’t wear these brands, he will, and i mean WILL, shit on you. he plays soccer but not for the school team— just in high school but still snapchat’s the boys every day about how not just saturday, but every day is for the boys. however, never is he ever truly with the boys. he is always chillin with the sistas. joggers are a must, he claims to be the best drunk in town, however, he is worse than a thirteen year old who’s parents have left for the night and had three shots of the oldest whiskey in the house and claims to be HAMMERED. he will hatch match any female and then flex when he wins. but if any man who tries to hatch match, he cowers in fear, says “nah not this week”. he snorts creatine. says he is going to quit juuling but still fiends pods. his BMI is zero. it’s a challenge being his friend because despite all of this, you love him to death, and he’s actually a pretty great friend. he’s fun to make fun of, but he is always there for you and makes you laugh all the time. you love the douchey douchebag because even though he’s a wreck, he’s still a good guy at the bottom of it all and he has good intentions.
that guy is the douchiest douchebag!
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Donald Trump or (insert rich douchebag)
Thank god, we didn’t lose to Douchebag Billionaire. Much better ending than Slumdog Millionaire
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That scruff of hair under the lip that self fancied hipsters grow.
Did john grow a douchebag tag?
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That guy seen in almost every movie which includes some form of corporate company; that one well-dressed and successful office douchebag who is on top of the food chain.
Some you may have seen:
- Bill Lumbergh (Gary Cole), "Office Space"
- Luis Litt (Rick Hoffman), "Suits"
- Howard Hamlin (Patrick Fabian), "Better Call Saul"
- Therman (Zach Galifianakis), "Dinner for Schmucks"
- Donnie Azoff (Jonah Hill), "The Wolf of Wall Street"
Jim - "Hey, Sean. I was passing by the water machine yesterday and did you see Carl's attitude towards Bryce Man, he is such an office douchebag. And the way he parades around like an alpha male and smiles."
Sean - "Yeah, man. He even smells like one too."
Jim - "What would an office douchebag smell like?"
Sean - "Like spicy musk, something like that."
Jim - "Ah, I get you."
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An aging trumpet player who resides in a college town.
He rides a scooter and claims to be proficient skydiver, when in fact he is merely afraid of planes and is a professional at fleeing extreme circumstances.
A wannabe hipster who pokes fun at everyone he encounters, spewing pretentious fluff about his supremacy over the rest of Earth's population.
Also owns a cat.
Unsuspecting Victim - "Hey guys I just got my first skydiving license, woohoo!"
Douchebag - "You're a laughable buffoon. I've had my license since before Charles Darwin took a sample of King Arthur's hair and claimed he was a direct descendant of Cleopatra. My cat is more deserving of a license than you, you hopeless amateur."
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That DJ you've added to Facebook that sends constant invites to crappy events. He always has the place bumping, usually with 5 people in attendance and considers anyone that praises his work as his best friend. A real douchebag. Tells everyone how much he gets laid when he in fact has a girlfriend of 7 years at home that he has a mortgage with. Also has a meme based off of him: memegenerator.net/dj-douchebag
DJDB: "man I had that party BUMPIN' tonight!"
Me: "There were only 4 people there"
DJDB: "EVERYONE LOVES ME"
Me: "Your a douchebag, DJ, and DJ Douchebag"
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