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The transition chemical created once an amount of cocaine has been reduced from pure cocaine (which is ever so rarely found) to a 70%/30% split; otherwise knowin as cutting. 70% being cocaine, and 30% being angelic dragon. Few substances are unique enough to have a reaction that not only cut the cocaine (i.e. cheap household chemicals) but also further reduce the purity of the cocaine and increase the total volume (i.e. ether) substancialy enough to render the seller more intent on selling 56 halves, instead of mass produce selling one, like one ounce. If the seller cannot produce angelic dragon, often what he or she will do is reform to a powdered state of cocaine.
Dude, I just finished cutting the snowmen (cocaine). It turns out that Angelic's couch (angelic dragon) is going up for sale, which means we got our selves 56 home owners looking for a new sofa.
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When a woman is going down on a man, right before he ejaculates he pushes down on the back of her head (or punches her in the back of the head) causing he to choke and cough thus shooting the semen out her nose. Like a dragon shooting flames or ice of it's nose.
See, Ice dragon or white dragon
"What's a Sticky dragon?"
"This Bitch!"
squirt Gag Splat
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THE GAYEST mother fucking MOVIE EVER!
first of all this fucking movie should b called "big retard snake wars" because the only thing i saw were big fucking snakes!i also saw some gay turle things with big canons on there backs....and a couple hundred retarded bird things that were more of dragons than the main fucking dragons!and the story...oh man
the story made no sence thing after thing unfolded before my fucking eyes and it made no sense. for instance, these 3 people were having a retarded speach about how the dragons were going to attack and all of a sudden it turns to a scene where the following happens;
a fire truck drives by and splashes a puddle on a hobo
hobo says "you dirty bum!"
......then it returns to their conversation!!!WTF!!!
and the commercials make it seem like its about two "dragons" fighiting in a big city....that in no way is the fucking case! its about some corny plot that makes no sense and for 5 min in the middle of all this bullshit is one cool dragon fight sean with the gayest fucking shit CGI ever!
you dont even know the main carekters name until the last fucking scene were some ladys soul says"i love you sam"
SAM!!!sam is his name...ok we know that, good.
but speaking of this chick, they start making out earlier and they dont even know eachother!!
i swear its a mix of all the gayest movies and a cheesy porno!AND GET THIS SHIT!these dragons can go through fucking L.A. and destroy everything and not bee seen! get this, after all the destruction is made a lady commits a guy to a mental fucking hospital for saying there was a giant snake. and then the snake explodes through a wall behind them at that very moment and he says that its behind her....guess what??it sneaks off and she still thinks theres no snake, dispite the huge fucking hole in the damn wall!
the most suspenceful part of this giant flaming bag of shit has to be when you never expect the movie to end, then the first credit explodes into your face !!!!!
the all time lamest part though, is when they are driving in a grassy plain on there way to mexico(for a fucking unknown reason!) and there car explodes!they die, then come back again.what the mother fucking asscrackers!but when they do come back to life their in some firey hell plane where theres big tall towers, and get this....an actual fucking dragon!and then for some reason a dragon eats some ladys soul, and starts to cry and winglessly flys away! my theory on all these wingless dragon snakes is there wings were cancerus and they had them amputated.
if you like non stopping suspence(because it never happens)
and the ability to be shot 548937548973 times and still be alive 10 seconds later
watch this load of shit =fucking japanese movies suck!
the damn movie is worst than one of the saterday night si-fi grade c shit-flicks...like snakes on a plane wasnt bad enough!
when will people learn that snake movies period just suck ass!especialy dragon wars...
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A euphemism for male masturbation.
I think I'm gonna head home early and slay the dragon.
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A two-handed hand-job that is performed using large quantities of lube (I.E. KY or saliva), and definitely both hands. To do the double dragon, the giver must be using the left and right hands to twist and slide up and down the shaft, while the receiver makes thrusting motions, and the hands must be locked together and work as a double dragon sliding up and down the cock, while rotating around and sliding up and down vigorously. Often results in massive splooge.
Me and Marie went to 7/11 where I bought some lube and she gave me the ultimate 'Double Dragon' around back.
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A girl that sleeps around with some of your friend group and then at some point pukes all over your place of living due to intoxication.
Banner : Bro, she's such a Slut Dragon.
Tim : Slut Dragon?
Banner : Yeah, first she tries to sleep with all of us, then she pukes all over your room.
Tim : Fuckin' Slut Dragon....
Banner : Yeah...
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when a girl is giving a guy head, and a guy is in the process of ejaculating. He shoves her head down on his penis, ejaculates in her mouth, then the semen passes thru her nasal passageway and out her nostrils.
Shaniqua was very upset when her boyfriend travon gave her a sneezing dragon, but it did clear her sinuses.
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