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When a member of the opposite sex rejects you emotionally by being brutally honest, yet is not saying it to hurt you intentionally because they do care to some degree and are a good person. They have inadvertently caused you emotional pain by their brutal honesty.
When he said he wasn't in love with him, he dealt him an inadvertent emotional bitchslap.
When the loving husband said she looked like she had gained some pounds during her pregnancy, his wife received an inadvertent emotional bitch slap.
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when someone you are no longer close with calls or emails out of blue ... and cries on your shoulder about something going on in their life.
J: So guess who called me last night?
P: Who?
J: Chuck, who I havent talked to in about 10 years. He was complaining about his wife and his life. All looking to me to stroke his ego.
P: Dude. That was a total "(EBC) emotional booty call"
J: Yeah no kidding.
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Have sexual intercourse with someone’s emotions.
A sweet way of telling someone you like them.
“Hey Harry I want to get to know you and jump your emotional bones <3”
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A combination of client-centered therapy, cognitive therapy, and sarcasm, designed by Albert Ellis. REBT acts to remove unreasonable cognitive beliefs, for example, musterbation. Its basic premise is that emotional suffering is due primarily to the often unverbalized assumptions and demands that people carry around with them as they negotiate their own way in life; for example, demanding perfection in oneself and/or in others.
REBT has been shown to reduce self-reports of anxiety in general and specific forms; reduce type A behavior patterns; reduce depression, anger, and, in children, antisocial behavior; and help emotionally healthy people cope better with everyday stress.
Janice's REBT therapist told her she was a control freak and that she was musterbating.
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When a guy or girl does nice things for the person that they want to sleep with so they can later make a "withdrawl."
Joe texted Katie that she was such a sweet gal...Nothing like droppin' coins in her emotional bank so he can make a real deposit later on or be a complete ass and get away with it.
Woo-Woo's pet monkey. Klaus loves to hump people's legs. He is also very sensitive and will start crying if you even breathe funny. Gill likes to pick bugs from his fur and shove them in his poopchute.
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A statement of rejection of the "insantiy defense" for those who commit homicide with a gun.
One does not carry a weapon without intention of using it!
Bowling for Columbine; Aching for Aurora.
James Holmes' legal defense team may present a not-guilty by reasons of insanity, but while emotion triggers the finger; intention brings the gun, and he brought more than one gun!