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One who is smart, intelligent, funny, amazing, and incredibly cute. The guy all guys want to be, and all girls want. He's honest, truthful, loyal, and just generally a good human being. If you have Bima Evans in you're life, don't let him go. He's the best person who will ever come into your life and will definitely make in impact for the better.
"wow, who is that dude?"
"I think he is Bima Evans."
"He's the most amazing guy I've ever seen in my life. Can I be him? Like Jesus, look at that face."
When you’re with a bird and you slap her erse so hard it goes blue and splotchy
I was with a lass last night and I pure gave her a blue Evans
When you slap a birds ass that hard it leaves it blue and splotchy
Oh I was fucking a girls last night and I pure gave her a blue Evans
Why am i in love with this mannnn tell me why.
Friend: "bro stop simping, hes not it"
Me; "what are u talking aboutttttt???? HES KILER EVANS"
kid who plays fortnite 3 times. anytime you talk to him he changes the subject to malachite, for which he farms for all knight. fortnite save the world sunbscribe to ossicclaws jaunty nignog fell pop weeen fortnite night night shit poihgvdfck
sam:m8 do you know how much malachite i have
chris: m8 shut up your sam evans
Evan Voils gets no bitches
P1: Hey have you heard about Evan Voils?
P2: Yeah I heard he gets no bitches.
has an awful foot fetish , will beg you for feet pics
“dude evan rosa just snapped me”
“ he is definitely asking you for feet pics”
“ yo what the fuck”