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The act of rubbing semen (yours or someone elses) with the intention of soothinga particularyly itchy/burning anus, usually from a run in with the Hershey Squirts
Daniel had to give matty a flaming currier in order to get a hot lunch
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the act of having sexual intercourse doggy style then pulling your throbbing member out and jerking it but instead of squirting your luscious man juice on her back you pour hand sanitizer then light it on fire and run like hell or take pictures
dude 1: dude, how'd your date go last night?
dude 2: I gave that ho a flaming betty.
dude 1: BALLER!
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lighing your dick on fire and putting it in a girl
Billy has issues so he pulled a flaming flamingo on his gf when he found out that she gave him herpes
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u freeze ur dick in juice and the girl sux it
dude she gave me a flaming popsicle
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1.) A mass of feces, alcohol (typically Jack Daniels) and Creole food, or any extremely spicy ethnic food, that expels from the anus typically between the hours of 6am to 8am.
Flaming Squirrels give the excruciating sensation of a live animal with sharp teeth and claws that has been set aflame and wants out of your asshole... now.
The Flaming Squirrel is always followed by hours of headache, stomach pains and extremely sore, burning and tender butthole.
2.) A small fuzzy mammal that has been set on fire.
1.) "We went to that Creole place last night, ate the gumbo and got hammered on Jack and Cokes. When I got up this morning, I shit a Flaming Squirrel."
2.) "This Flaming Squirrel shot out of my ass this morning. I had to moisten the toilet paper to put out the fire."
3.) "I took a Flaming Squirrel before work. My stomach aches, my head is banging and it feels like my leather doughnut has been dipped in battery acid."
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When a person plugs in a curling iron until it gets scorching hot and sticks it in their pooper for sexual pleasure.
"I gotta take a shit but my ass is still burnt shut from that flaming dilrod last night."
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The sexual act of dumping a bottle of the hottest hot-sauce you can find into a woman's vagina, then proceeding to have sex with her.
"Hey! A Flaming Cuntbag sounds fun!"
"OH GOOOOD IT BUUURNNNSSS!!!"
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