When one applies Mayo to his genitalia And performs anal Intercourse then proceeds to vaginal intercourse without sanitizing his genitalia
Ahhh man i was doggin this chick in the ass last night and pulled out and stuck my greasy hammer right back in her p***y
- J.T.
Boxer shorts worn by a dude packin' heat.
Banana hammocks and grape smugglers are WAY too restrictive, so I always rock the hammer mansions.
to check in non-working computer code right before a big meeting and deploy to the demonstration server.
Jim really hammered the baseline.
"Can't code this."
It is basically a sidewalk slammer but the main difference is that you put a Xan in the drink and you meteorically end up on the "highway". Any 40oz will do the trick but served best with Bud Ice.
Bro is that a sidewalk slammer?
*drops XAN in drink*
Nah man, it's a highway hammer now!
A multipurpose tool originally used for "breaking apart toffee." It's other uses include cracking skulls, repelling trolls, sexual pleasure, and as a makeshift demolition tool for the great pyramids or the Stonehenge. Rumor has it, the Toffee hammers will store the souls of those killed by their awesome power.
"Man I can't get this door unlocked."
"Stand back, I'll knock it down with my toffee hammer!"
Creamy hammer. The act of dipping your slong in a vat of cake icing and using it to hammer your significant other
My girl wanted a creamy hammer
A slap on the vagina by a penis, preferably erect.
Ariana Grande said to her partner,"Ohh yea, keep that womb hammer going!"