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Two people who are romantically involved attach their mouths together and flick a tonsil stone back and forth with their tongues until one of them accidentally swallows it, losing the game.
Rob and Martha were playing tonsil hockey yesterday. Rob lost, and he's been feeling nauseous ever since.
The reference "tonsil hockey" means you are in a full on make out session with someone. French kissing is a shorter version type of tonsil hockey - it always includes your tongues being the sticks playing each other, your tonsils being your goal.
"Wow... Becca and her boyfriend were playing tonsil hockey on the couch during the movie, they were really going at it!"
just like men's ice hockey, but with women, feelings, and no checking
Fact: Stevenson University Women's Ice Hockey is the best women's team in the NCAA Divison 3.
The look you give your meal in the staff canteen before slaughtering it.
“Damn bro, stop Hockey Gouging at those chicken strips”
“Wtf is that?”
“It’s the look you give your meal before devouring it”
person 1: hey girl do you want to play some crotch hockey
person 2: what the fuck are you talking about
person 1: i mean sex
person 2: for sure
Refers to da steps-saving groceries-trolley-returning practice whereby ya halt a few yards from da cart-corral in da parking lot and then give da cart a speedy push so dat it (hopefully!) rolls da rest of da way into da corral, thus scoring a "goal".
I always love seeing my "aimed and released" shopping-cart roll smoothly between da walls of da corral; shopping-cart hockey is even more satisfying, though, if said cart also clatters itself into place at da end of da line of other carts in da corral.