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Hiring someone to kill somebody else with a porcelain doll in a rice paddy.
I hired him to do a Nik Nak Paddy Whack but he got caught half way through
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whack me off, buddy is what a guy says to his jack-off squire whenever he wants a hand-job.
Matt always says " whack me off, buddy" when he wants me to jack him off!
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The full fledged, raping, pillaging, kitten killing, viking warrior of an erection that comes with total arousal.
"Man, last night I whipped out the blood engorged whack-a-mole and beat the wife to death with it. Got off on self defence, the bitch tried to bite."
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When you pull up to a gloryhole, bend over, poke your sack down, behind you and, and through the hole. Then you have someone on take a blackjack and start smacking your testicles.
You get the best knick knack sacky whack at the D.C. airport.
A phrase that sums up the uroboros of fuckery everyone endures as a human being on this planet.
Usually said in response to a friend recounting a fucked up situation when no words suffice.
S: Remember how I told you last week that Dean wouldn’t stop talking about the “perfectly shaped hole” in the oak in the backyard? Well today I walked in on him...fucking the tree!
M: Can’t say I’m surprised. It all circles back to whack.
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One who is skilled at the art of bullshitting.
"Professor Morris is quite the whack-off artist, no?" remarked John.
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A slang term defining female masturbation.
Jill prefers to paddy whack the knick knack any day over using a vibrator.
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