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The day that you can get a blow job of whoever you want
Hey what day is it today
INTERNATIONAL BLOW JOB DAY BITCH COME SUCK MY COCK YOU FILTY HORE
A holiday occurring on September 3rd. On this day, people are free to maim and murder communists and anarchists as they please with no legal repercussions whatsoever. On top of this, outspoken communist or anarchist views/propaganda is illegal, and punishable by either life in prison, or death, depending on the severity.
Guys, it's International Fuck Communism Day! Whaddya say we go gut a marxist!?
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the day we celebrate all the nigers that live in this world. Its celebrated on july 19.
Jim: Hey what day is it today?
Jamal: Its international niger day my nigga.
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A snooty private school in Bangalore where half the kids have trust funds, titles, racehorses and/or country estates. A few of them have bodyguards. The atmosphere is not actually as snobby as people think it is, but getting admission is hard.
If you go to Aditi, you probably:
- Belong to the family of a mega-industrialist, politician, Bollywood movie star, cricket player, old Indian aristocracy/royalty, or are one of the minority upper middle class kids.
- You only dine and shop on Lavelle Road or Vittal Mallya Road
- One of your classmates has probably appeared in Vogue or a society magazine
- You're not actually as haughty as people think you are, because you're old money. It's the nouveau-riche kids at Vidya Shilp who are actually super-snobs.
- All the Vidya Shilp kids get into Aditi off the waitlist for the 11th and 12th grades, and the old Aditi kids are then bewildered by sudden increase of cattiness, cliques and boasting.
- You're going to an Ivy League college because you can pull strings with the deans of Harvard or some professor at Yale is your uncle
- You party with Siddartha Mallya and RCB
- You know nothing about how 99% of India lives
- You are uncomfortable when people protest against the Establishment. But we like the Establishment! The Establishment is good to us!
- You know that TISB is more academically rigorous, but you take comfort in the fact that their dorms suck and so does the food. Day schools FTW!
Person 1: "So which school do you go to?"
Person 2: "Mallya Aditi International School."
Person 1: "Oh, the snob school!"
Person 1: *facepalm*
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An international school located in the suburbs of Riyadh, Saudi Arabia's capital city. The School is accredited by CITA, an American educational organization that got bribed by the school's highest authorities.
The school is primary divided into two sections, the boys section and the girl's section.
The boys section: The boys' section is adorned with high tech surveillance cameras, a useless swimming pool, a tiny cafeteria that sells known products at astronomical prices, and teachers from the slums of the Arabian society. The boys section uniform is a military one for grades 8 up to 11, an ugly gray and blue outfit for grades 1 up to 8, and a formal suit for grade 12.
The educational levels are the minimum possible, the authorities are....(speechless)
The girls section: Is the central section of the whole school, the "authorities" of the boys section rely on it for strict instructions on how to behave... non followers get spanked usually.
Al Faris International School Painter Al Faris International School Laborer
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A woman with very little or no labia minora(pussy lips) and all you see is slit.
Chicks with internal hot dog buns are hot.
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The day you break up with your girlfriend. The official date is February 13, so that you can save the cost of flowers and candy normally expected on the next day by the girlfriend. Spend the money on yourself and enjoy IBUD day.
"International break up day" will free up some money this year. On Valentine's day, I will reward myself with a Bass Boat, Harley, or Hooker. I deserve it because I am a financial genius. Long live IBUD day!
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