Shoe Whore

A woman (or man..) who resorts to buying shoes for sexual pleasure, becoming gradually addicted until the floor of the wardrobe cannot be seen under the waves of shoes...

May also resort to buying shoes to wear on hands and ears.

"Just these please" (lifts up 6 pairs of shoes)

"I'm sorry madam, I am going to have to refer you to a Psychotherapist, you're clearly a Shoe Whore"

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Outside Store

"OH MY GOD! LOOK AT THAT FREAKIN' SHOE WHORE!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHA SHOOOEEE WHHOOORRRE!!!"

(embarrassed shoe buyer bursts into tears and rubs shoes for comfort)

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gym shoe

a shoe that you buy from footlocker, finish line, famous foot wear etc. that serves the purpose of playing ,running, fashion, and what ever else u want to wear them with. used in Detroit what!!!!! lol ;)

I got them new air1's or jordan's (gym shoes) to match my new outfit

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Dad shoes

Shoes that are out of style ugly and old people would where
Most shoes are white and new balance

"Look at this dude wearing dad shoes."

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Cute shoes

1. THE shoes you've been looking for/will go with everything/you have to have.

2. The meaning of life.

3. Perfectly logical excuse for wearing shoes that may be uncomfortable.

Two friends walking in the mall, on a quest for the perfect pair of heels. When passing a window, one of the females pauses mid-sentence and stares aimlessly into the glass.

" Stacy...Get the checkbook. Cute shoes. "

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shoe job

A sexual act in which a woman wearing high heel shoes presses or squeezes the genitalia of a man with them until he achieves climax.

"Put on your sex shoes, baby, and give me a shoe job."

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Clown Shoes

Describes a noun that is lame, of poor quality, or a general downer. Usually paired with an explitive.

Man, this war is f*cking clown shoes.

Damn that car is seriously clown shoes.

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elf shoe

What your dick looks like, covered in shit after fucking a girl in the ass.

There was so much shit on my dick it looked like an elf shoe.

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