vapor lock

Another term for a heart attack.

That dude had a vapor lock and dropped like a sack of livers.

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pop and lock

A reference to breakdancing or b-boying; popping and locking refers to bodily actions performed during breakdancing exercises, ie. popping of gestures and freezes and locking of joints to maintain a freeze position

"Hey how did you do that 360?"
"I just popped and locked it"

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spock lock

Similar to the shocker, only performed using the "Live-Long and Prosper" sign, used by Spock in Star Trek. i.e. to in the goo and two in the poo.

I spock locked that bitch 'till she bled and she loved every second of it!

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Vapour Lock

(noun/verb)

1) A term for a woman copulating with three men at the same time

2) When a baghead becomes overcome from paint thinner fumes and has a seizure

3) The third most common cause of car stallage in the US, according to Joe Namath

1) 3 guys are sniffing around that lonely milf. She's gonna be vapour-locked good!

2) Lucius: I say Walter, this Ronseal is rather moreish, it's clearing my sinuses and my mind is positively swimming! Walter...what are you...oh shit

3) There's nothing funny about Vapour Lock

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caps lock

The key on the keyboard that every n00b leaves enabled.

I IS COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLZ0RZ0R
CUZ I YOOZ CAPS LOCK AND YUU DONT OLOLOLOLOLOLO!1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
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shit lock

1. N: Feces in a series.
2. N: a person who is slowing you down when you have to shit really bad.
3. N: a man or women who enjoys a person deficating on their face.

1. after an hour serveral shit locks clogged my toilet.
2. Dude stop being such a shit lock and let me go to the bathroom.
3. Darrin you sick shit lock get away from me i will not deficate on your face!

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windsor locks

where the people that are too stupid to live in neighboring suffield move to

"Hey, I live in Windsor Locks."

"Hey great, Suffield is gunna whoop you in basketball again this year and yeah your IQ is probably low."

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