mouth lexus

A mouth Lexus is when a well dressed Asian woman; or a well dressed,clean shaven, Asian man removes their gold grill, fills their mouth with expensive champagne, and allows a person to dip their testicles into the champagne, before smoothly licking the tiny bubbles from said testicles. It is best when performed backstage at a wutang clan concert, and is always performed with a superior attitude.

After I paid for the coffee, I just assumed I'd get a mouth lexus

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Dumpster Mouth

The shitty taste in your mouth you wake up with that gets left after a very long night of drinking, a combination of beer and food rotting in your mouth while you sleep.

Billy: "dude, this morning Cindy was trying to kiss me, i wasn't having it, that bitch had Dumpster Mouth"

Justin: "dude, i feel you"

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Mouth Jizz

1. Words
2. Spit
3. Jizz

1. Sally was spittin' all this mouth jizz about Derek last night.
2. I can't stop mouth jizz'in!
3. Derek came so much in my mouth I had to mouth jizz it all out!

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Mouth-hugger

A term used for a woman who gives frequent fellatio for favors

“A woman” enters a bar; with the intent to drink but has no money and leaves as a mouth-hugger Boom!

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wide mouth

an attempt to fit a whole wide object into your mouth, as to stretch your mouth width wise like a vagina. Mostly used for chodes and/or very thick sandwiches

dude, i tried to wide mouth a coke can, my teeth are no completely fucked!!!!

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plater's mouth

the perfect mouth for a really decent blow job, usually voluptuous lips

" what lovely lips, a plater's mouth if ever I saw one"

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Mouth of the south

A nickname for a kid that talks a lot of shit.

The girl was the mouth of the south as a kid, and she was still the same mouth of the south.

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