The bromance between actors Robert Pattinson and Tom Sturridge
RPattz and TomStu were out drinking again, showing the cameras some hot hobo love.
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1.Referring to dick cheese found on a hobo.
2. More commonly used as an insult fothright, or when someone demands money as a comeback.
1. that hobo had nasty dick cheese (look up da fuckin word)
2. Oh you want 50 million dollers?! how bout i send you a fucking hobo's dick cheese in the mail!-lez grosman-
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If two hobo's want to have sex but do not have enough money for condoms or to support a baby, the male hobo grabs a rat and impales it through the rat's anus , onto the mans dick, and then the couple have sex.
Oh man, Coby spent all his money on cigarettes so he has to use a Hobo Rat Knob!
using the salt from sweat to cook with food
"Hey Josh, pass me the table salt" "Sorry man, all out" "okay, i'll just use my sweat"
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the joke of a Subadouche you see in those gay 6 dollar shirt ads. this hobo was probably paid $6 to pose for this sorry ass company.
the 6 dollar hobo gets shit thrown at him every time he goes out into public because of his ridiculous looking poses in the ads.
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The delightful parcel created when you purchase and eat a packaged lunch (such as fast food take-out), and put all the wrappings, crusts, and other leftovers into the largest package when you are finished, so that a garbage-sifting vagrant may find a delightful meal at a later time.
"McDonalds has the best hamburger clamshells for making hobo surprise!" said Danielle, an avid philanthropist.
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A true Hobo Pizza is when a group of homeless men chip in and buy a plain pizza. They put it on center of an old mattress under the bridge by the train station. Then they all jerk off in unison and jizz on the pizza. Then they eat it.
I made a few bucks washing car windshields with a greasy rag. Who's up for some hobo pizza.
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