Clamshell

Clamshell
This is when a girl thinks she is being nice by giving you a hand job, but actually hurts you by placing her fingers up and down on the head of the penis causing extreme irritation.

Joey: Lets go into the bathroom.
Rachael: Ok Joey.
Gets intimate(in a bathroom)
Joey: AHhhHHH, what the fuck are you doing? I'm leaving.

Michael: So how was rachael after all?
Joey: It hurt like hell.
Michael: Please tell me she did not clamshell you...
Joey: She did, oh she did.

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Clamshell

Clamshell
This is when a girl thinks she is being nice by giving you a hand job, but actually hurts you by placing her fingers up and down on the head of the penis causing extreme irritation.

Joey: Lets go into the bathroom.
Rachael: Ok Joey.
Gets intimate(in a bathroom)
Joey: AHhhHHH, what the fuck are you doing? I'm leaving.

Michael: So how was rachael after all?
Joey: It hurt like hell.
Michael: Please tell me she did not clamshell you...
Joey: She did, oh she did.

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Clamshell

A $100 bill. Named this way as a derivation of "C Note". "C" being the roman numeral for 100.

I paid 2 clamshells for those shoes.

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Clamshell

The act of picking items up with your butt cheeks. Mimicking the action of a loader equipped with a clam shell bucket

Works best when the male is lying on his back and girl clamshells his penis off his pelvic area.

Just Go With It Movie Coconut scene

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Clamshelling

The female equivalent of t-bagging -- most often used in video games, where characters constantly crouch and stand up over and over again to make the illusion of a t-bag, or clamshell. See also; t-bag.

The female gamer celebrated her victory over her opponent by clamshelling his dead body.

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clamshells

(n.) Slang term for certain types of Adidas casual athletic shoes, so-named because of the clamshell-shaped rubber topsole surrounding the toe end of the shoe. A popular shoe among breakdancers and b-boys.

Did you see Josh's new clamshells? He's gonna break them in while practicing his c-walk.

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clamshell

This is a term used to describe the action of hanging up on somebody while using a flip style phone.

Verb: Clamshelling
Past Tense: Clamshelled

1.) I was talking to my bitch but she started to get all straight funky whack so I clamshelled that bitch.

2.) Keep talking shit or I gonna be clamshelling your ass

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