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The reverse peanut butter is the act of putting the peanut butter on the slice of bread with less pores. people who do this should be pronounced clinically insane and shouldn’t be invited to sit at cool kid table.
The date was going great till he whipped out the reverse peanut butter and gobble knockers
When in the back country for a long time and your poop turns gold, and looks similar to a peanut butter whirlwind.
Man Dude! I just dropped the biggest peanut butter whirlwind, i had to dig 2 cat holes.
The scared, panicky feeling you get when you see poop on your dick after having anal sex with someone.
Person 1: How was your fist time having anal sex?
Person 2: It was great, until I pulled out and I got the Peanut Butter Panic
Something a brown dachshund might say as an insult while in a fight with a yellow cat wearing a pink collar
"Is that what you eat for lunch everyday? A peanut butter and jealous sandwich?"
When a group of 4-8 Mexicans gather together and throw their feces in your direction all while yelling various insults.
“Holy crap! I think those guys are starting a Peanut-Butter Fiesta!”
An overweight and often hairy man, covered in peanut butter, committing a sexual act.
Surveillance cameras captured a peanut butter war god in the main elevator of our hotel.
this is when you fuck your girl on her period, then do anal. her shit will be the consistency of peanut butter, and the period blood will act as the jelly. you then proceed to put your dick in between her breasts being the bread, and continue to fuck them until satisfied. you can then eat the sandwich you made, but its really your preference.
"me and my girl had a peanut butter and jelly last night, it was the best I've ever had"