dhoe number

In urdu/hindi/punjabi, this phrase is used to describe anything that is 2nd class, suspicious, under the table, used, defective, illegitimate...or along those lines.

- that government worker does dhoe number stuff. (he does illegal stuff)
- that police officer is dhoe number. ( a fake cop )
- That girl is dhoe number (slut)
- that car is dhoe number yo, (stolen car)

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Number cruncher

Number Cruncher - A girl who's idea of maths is seeing how many inches she can "crunch into any hole"

Jenny's crunched the numbers and her new best for Anal was 10 inches - number cruncher

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number ten

A Jewish person.
For someone who knows how to count to ten in Japanese.

Lots of number ten people live in Williamsburg.

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Number 7

The coolest character from Dead In the Water for PSX.

Ever since I started using Number 7 on DITW, I always beat RatchetBoo.

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Number 7

Adding heroin to cocaine before cooking it in a spoon with baking soda so it binds together into one rock.

I got right fucked up smoking number 7's last night but now I'm dopesick today.

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magic number

A guy's "magic number" is the number of inches his penis is. IT SHOULD BE MEASURED IN WHOLE INCHES, OR HALF INCH INCREMENTS. No 3/4 shit.

I just found out my boyfriend's magic number! But dude, he was a douche and said 7 and 3/4 inches!

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Number 3

When a man or woman ejaculates. Number one is pissing, Number two is taking a shit, so Number 3 would be ejaculating.

The guy was so hot I almost Number 3'd in my panties.

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