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The number of friends you have on Twitter,
mostly used used sarcastically.
She was dating three guys from the same office? Wow, I bet her twitter points are through the roof!
I got 9 points. You?
The guy I was seeing? I caught him with another girl and then his wife showed up. Yeah, he just lost some twitter points.
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The act of pointing at ones abs with a stern voice while saying any word or phrase.
Henry: (Hot teacher walks by) Hot bitch Ab Point!
George: (At the Lincoln Memorial) Presidential Ab Point!
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The mark of your class' dumbest Asian girl is the Q-point.
Any marks above this is known as a Q+
Any marks below this is known as a Q-.
Getting Q- usually results in an automatic fail on that exam/assignment/quiz/course.
Mathematically, the PDF of the Q-point is Rayleigh distributed (With Marks on the X-axis, from 0% to 100%)
Student A:"Hey man, what did you get on your exam?"
checks Asian girl's marks.
Student B:"Not good man... Not good... Q-point..."
Professor: "See 'ya next year!"
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Points you get for empressing your partner which will later reward you in SEX!!
Babe, that was so sweet! You're really racking up sex points!
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droid points are achieved when someone looks something up on their phone pertaining to the situation or an answer to a random question. this often leads to a race.
friend 1: yo what other movie is that guy in?
friend 2: hold on ill look it up... The Patriot!
friend 3: wow, mad Droid points man!
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A gender-revealing punctuation mark! Used frequently, often in multiples and almost exclusively by females!!! (Men, in contrast, end a sentence with a single piece of punctuation, usually a period or question mark.)
The female attraction to this piece of punctuation is probably entirely unconscious. The mark - ! - is a clear pictogram of a woman's 'private parts', a vertical orifice above a circular one.
Using it to end almost any string of words is a statement of the sender's sexuality, conveying a subliminal ; "Look what I possess!!!"!!!!!
The detective suspected that the note - "Back soon! I'm shopping for fancy soap and scented candles!" - with its mystifying sexclamation point !!!, could possibly have been written by a woman.
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Straight Points are used by comparing someone's personality traits, behavior and vocabulary to the average male or female heterosexual of the same sex in order to taunt, underline or put into question someone's sexual orientation.
The straight points are usually deducted by presenting traits of the opposed sex such as wearing makeup for men and playing or watching sports for women, but they can also be added when someone's presenting other traits that coincide with the ones of an average heterosexual of the same sex.
You lose 10 straight points for bringing your man-purse to the bar.
He loses 5 straight points for having an white iPhone but he gains 15 for driving a motorcycle.
How many straight points we'll deduct him for ordering a Cherry Cola?
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