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Beating the Mattress

Masturbation. Basically, if no one else is around, who are you going to beat it to but the mattress?

"John was beating the mattress so hard last night that I heard it through the wall."

"Jessica's out tonight. Guess it's me and the mattress."

by Apple-sucker July 27, 2012


Bologna Beating

It's pretty obvious.

Man: Bologna Beating is the best!
Man 2: Don't talk about that around the children.

by Capertittle November 10, 2017


killer beat

Killer beat is referring to as the beat is a banger beat or best beat ever made

Usually it is made for rap mostly

(killer beat) The beat is used to throw in some tight hot rhymes, best metaphors and dope punchlines

by migty March 19, 2016


yo that's beat

A phrase to describe something that is repulsive, foul, or downright nasty.

Guy 1: DUDE i totally fucked this Heather last night
Guy 2: HEATHER?! duuude. she had sex with 25 guys before you! yo that's beat.

by weedwaccer February 23, 2011


Beating Guts

The endowed ability to penetrate/pump a vagina so hard and deep the unlucky woman's guts get beat with a penis. Indicators of completing this process are recognized by, but not limited to; loud painfull screams, "stop it's", and vaginal bleeding. Statisticly, sluts are at the highest risk of beaten guts due to their ability to take punishment.

I was beating guts so hard last night, I poked her stomach.

by Logan J C October 6, 2010

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beat move

Selling someone fake drugs, or taking someone's money under the pretense of getting them drugs without the intention of actually doing so. Can also be used loosely to describe any situation in which someone screws over someone else with impunity.

Guy 1 (yelling out of his window as he drives off): You're beat, geek!

Guy 2 (to his friend): Aw, man. That guy isn't coming back with our shit. He just ran a beat move.

by Henlo January 5, 2010

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Crunchy Beats

music used to amp up a lame party, or blast the party atmosphere through the roof.

man: Hey DJ, this party needs a boost, hit these bitches with some crunchy beats.

by Sober_J_Bone March 3, 2011

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