When you steal a person's sandwich and then jizz on their shoulder.
Jeff was being an ass flaunting his fucking sandwich around so I gave that fucker a Surprise Pigeon!
the stretchy wrinkled useless bit of skin on your elbow that looks like its come from a naked chicken.
your pigeon flap isnt very stretchy
An insult used by the students of WC.
Hey, you dirty little Hutt Pigeon
A person who's eyes look in different directions.
Dave, did you see that monkey pigeon? He had one eye on the Mars Bar, and the other one on the change
Whats that?! oh thats a pigeo hammer!
shut you face ya pigeon hammer!
A friend of the Pigeon, Lord Custard first became known to men of science in the late 1900"s
His Redactive Pigeon Cages were both a scientific and an engineering leap forward, but were considered commercially unviable.
That nonwithstanding, he was cast out from the group of scientists (The Group of the Golden Compass) and sent into the academic wilderness in Manitoba (Canada).
Alone and unloved, he turned once again to the pigeon community for support and guidance, and was granted such.
During 12 long years, he wrote, re-wrote and finsalised his Magnus Opus, al la Ubermench - 'I am a Pigeon, Get Me Out Of Here'
B 1945
D 1998
I am a gigantic pigeon and I must be given sanctuary , for I am none other than Lord Custard Pigeon-Pants
A significant other who receives accommodations and food but doesn't pay for anything.
Dave is funny but a freeloader, his girlfriend says he's a real passenger pigeon.