slide pipe

Slide pipe is when your camel toe is like slanted or off center. Like when you wear underwear a size to small, and it's like, hella pulls your vagina to one side.

Or it just moved the wrong way and slides up in your lips.

"Dude I totally wore the wrong fucking panties and now I have some epic slide pipe action going on."

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pipe stall

When smoking buds and a person talking stops the rotation to talk. Very annoying, although sometimes you won't notice because your too high.

That was the longest pipe stall ever AND he fucked up rotation.

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dirty pipes

When you shart in the shower.

GF: what's the worst thing you've done in the shower!?
Me: one time I sharted, had the worst dirty pipes.

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Snaking the pipe

Sex. Done. Defined.

It's putting a penis into a vagina, and doing the job.

Person 1: Hey how did you and Jenna's date go?
Person 2: Man, you don't even know. She let me snake her pipe!
Person 1: You're excited that you helped her with her plumbing?
Person 2: No! I mean we had sex.
Person 1: *slow claps* I get it. You were snaking the pipe *wink*

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chunk pipe

A pipe used to smoke chunks of dope. Can refer to either crack cocaine or fentanyl chunk dope.

Old head: lemme get a hitta that chunk pipe boy

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Fresh of the pipe

A term used after having recently smoked a bowl to tell his/her sober friends that he/she is under the influence of marijuana

Friend 1: "yo dude whats going on?"

Stoner: "man I'm fresh of the pipe... And it feels so good"

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pipe dream

The sad realization that an occurrence that could turn your life around has astronomical odds of happening.

I sure wish my intestinal track and ass could produce a useful amount of thrust.

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