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The highest level of the big gay possible
Billy: Your family tree LGBT.
Tom: No, your God likes the rod!
*Billy's skeleton turns to Ash as he burst into flame, letting out screeches from the hell demons coming to take him to satan himself*
when a big thunderstorm is happening a male runs out into the middle of a field ties a piece of metal around his penis waits for his soldier to stand tall. and then waits for the lightening to strike
hey man me and a bunch of the guys are heding out to the field for a north american lightening rod wanna come?!
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3 weekends out of every year a group of 30,000 old people, young boys with lifted loud trucks, and tourists flock to pigeon forge tn to look at old cars and get drunk and trash the town. the locals call it hell weeks. its basically like mardi gras. all the boobs, all the alcohol, half the cops.
dude pigeon forge rod run was so fun. that one girl ran across the road shirtless while people threw beads at her
veiny, throbbing, usually erect penis typically triumphant in size and girth
Hey bro, I bet my VBR is veinier than yours...
veiny blood rod (vbr)
this is a name used to describe state patrol.
yo man, that ram-rod was ridin my ass
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it’s where you take the hook of a fishing rod and stick it up a dudes ass and take out their intestines and eat good.
dude:i did the gay fishing rod and i havent shit for three weeks
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Thing that completely and utterly sucks in life. You feel like total shit when you refer to something as tits on a burning tit rod. You never feel worse than when when you say this. It's the worse possible scenario. When someone says "tits on a burning tit rod" it obviously means you fucked some major shit up that needs to be fixed!
Tits on a burning tit rod, i fucked up so much shit I don't know what to do!
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