seasonal friend

seasonal friend: a person who only comes around during a certain season or multiple seasons

ie: Evan is a great friend during the summer when were at the lake its great because he covers for Tom when snowmobiling and motocross is over glad we can all have such great seasonal friends

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Hoe Season

It's that time of year when it gets colder, girls need sweatshirts, and some need copped. It's hoe season! November 1st to February 10.

Are you dating Jennifer?
Oh yeah and Keisha, you know it's hoe season!

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Hurricane Season

A term originating in Buffalo, New York. Slang for the high level of intoxication caused by Hurricane 40oz Malt Liquor

Jimmy: Yo what's the plan for tonight
Matt: Hurricane season bud, category 9

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Hurricane Season

The pompous attitude of a Large black female.

latrice: "I thought Hurricane Season was ovahh!"

shondrell: "that's wha I said to my first ex huband!"

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turkey season

When you grab your penis (it has to be small enough when flaccid to fit entirely in your hand) and pull upwards repeatedly, chasing another person with your jiggling scrotum while shouting "turkey season!". It is so named after the sac's resemblance to a turkey's neck.

"You almost done in there? I gotta pee. Wait, what are you-"
"Turkey season!"
"Oh, god, no."

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Monsoon season

In Ireland, the months June, July and august. Normally the warmest months, they are also usually by far the wettest. The phrase illustrates that the Irish have long given up on their "summers".

"Are you going to electric picnic (rock festival) this year?"
- "Are you joking? That's right in the middle of monsoon season"

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Bully Season

The commencement of the Spring season into the Summer season for those geographic areas that experience seasons. Simply put, the weather is getting warmer, people are outside more and someone’s bae might just get snatched up during bully season. Super sexy girls with sexy bodies in sexy clothes ready to sell you any dream you desire. Rich dudes with their tops dropped ready to cash out just because it’s warm .. don’t get bullied, get on your bully!
Bully season ends during the fall and winter months but stays in affect in Areaa where warm weather persists.

Yo Amber, you see the weather supposed to be in the 70s all this week! Bully season coming, I hope you ready to let your ass out!

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