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The act of penetrating a female's vagina with a man's penis
#1- I had sex with Jessica and Becky
#2- wow so you put your penis in their vagina?
#1- yeah
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Sex is a really good thing is really healthy you can even do it with 3 4 5 6 idk 9 people is really good it feels good is more than anything you would want in this whole entire world..
One day Lily and Jake had a crush on each other,ONE day Lily and Jake bumped into each other they laughed and Lily said come into the bathroom with me Jake said oh yes I will babe..
Lily laughed he held him in his dick and started to rub his dick he said oh yes YESS..YES .They sat on the toilet and started having sex like this:
Lily sat down in top of jake he said oh..baby you really want to get into it don't you he undressed her and himself too and put his WHOLE BIG DICK ON that ass Lily was like: "OHHH YES BABY I HAVE BEEN WAITING AHUAHA...OH YES.. OH THAT IS THE SWEET SPOT..jake said oh yes I will go hard on you jakes lips were just too soft Lily could not help it she kissed him got her tongue and her mouth bowled down and starting swallowing his HUGE ass dick he said oh yes yes yes yes.. a girl came in.. opened the door.. (yes they did forget to lock it) the girl's name was Lucy she said is getting hot in here can I join..? they said OH HELL YES GET IN BITCH YASSS..!!!
They kept doing that for years and jake got more ladies and now guess what he is... HE IS A SUGAR DADDY!! He will do anything to get anyone even boys...
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Sex is when two lovers love each other then get naked and go on top of each other and cry out loud.
"Dude you had sex with Jason!?"
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A man sticks his erect penis (hard penis) into a womens wet vag. he goes in and out in and out in and out and so on. He cums in her. She gets pregnant cuz they both are stupid teenagers. He leaves her. She is doomed and all in all she never really enjoyed it.... Sad sad world we live in.
Josh and Michelle had sex last night. It was good sex for the 2 inexperienced teenagers.
12 weeks later Michelle is pregnant and Josh is no where to be seen.
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what my girlfriend won't give me.
dude, i asked for sex, and then i got slapped. that bitch...
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A common misspelling of sec x (secant x).
Person 1: sex = 1/cos(x)
Person 2: WTF?!???!!???
Person 1: I meant sec(x) = 1/cos(x)
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1. the act of deriving pleasure from shoving a penis into an orifice.
2. the act of pleasuring a man or woman's anal area.
3. the act of pleasuring a female's genital area.
4. any process in nature that involves a male gamete and female oocyte that results in the production of an offspring.
Examples
1. (i) I like it when a girl puts on heels and I have sex with her feet.
(ii) I just put seran wrap inside my car's exhaust pipe and I am humping it. I am having sex with my car.
(iii) I caught a dolphin and I am fucking her hole. I am having sex with a dolphin.
(iv) The shephard enjoys having sex with his animals by sneaking up on them at night.
(v) My dog humps the hole in the tree trunk. It likes having sex with the tree.
(vi) I jerk off three times a day. Having sex with myself makes me tired.
(vii) I talk to girls in chatrooms and have virtual sex with them. I am not actually shoving my cock up their ass, but in my mind I am virtually doing it.
(viii) Bill Clinton put his cock in Monica Lewinsky's mouth. He had oral sex with Monica Lewinsky.
2. I had a kid shove a broom up my ass. Broom sex is awesome.
3. (i) I am rubbing my clit against the rough sofa. I'm having sex with the sofa.
(ii) I am rubbing my pussy against my roomate's clit. We're having lesbian sex.
(iii) Bubba just shoved a cigar up my vagina. He is fucking me with a cigar.
4. (i) The pollination between two flowers or of one flower with itself is a sexual act.
(ii) Artifical insemination can be considered to be sex in a tube or petri dish.
(iii) A paramecium that splits in two is not reproducing sexually, but asexually.
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