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A man who actively hunts for the chance to be sexually aroused by receiving or the thought of receiving human sperm in the mouth.
Father: I thought we came to San Francisco to watch a Giants game.
Son: No silly it's Pride week the only baseball will be the catching my mouth does.
Father: You are a sperm shark.
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Men who are head of the Tembin tribe in the west coast of New Ireland call sharks to enter manhood. This is where the term Shot caller originated. Rap music has adapted this term from their ancestors.
Wanna be a baller, Shot Caller twenty inch blades on the Impala.
Shark Callers always have nice rides. In the Tembin tribe they ride only in hand crafted canoes made of the finest timber.
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To get more attention than the main person in the spotlight who did all the work.
Damn, that Katy worked so hard on her superbowl performance but she got left sharked by one of her dancers who only appeared for about 10 seconds.
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Rape.
Shark refers to the penis.
You know the rest.
He snuck into her room and gave her the Shark Donut.
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The game of shark-biting continued on land. The objective is to pinch a persons ass, mimicking a small shark bite. The 'biter' screams Land Shark!
Drinking rules can be used. Every time someone landsharks another person, both of them have to take a drink.
(pinch) "LANDSHARK!" That was a nice land shark. I got all of that one.
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When a girl ONLY goes after guys with girlfriends.
"I really want to go shark fishing soon."
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When at a buffet, using the tongs in your hand to steal food either a)already on someone else's plate, or b)out of another person's tongs.
I had this nice piece of sweet and sour chicken snatched up, and right as I went to put it on my plate, this bitch buffet sharked me.
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