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Shart so hard a piece of shit rockets off the asshole and lands somewhere for all to see.
He bent right over and launched a shart rocket straight at me!!
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That tingling sensation you get in your legs as a consequence of sitting on the toilet for too long, similar to tingling one might get in their arms as a warning of an incoming heart attack.
"Man, that was an unpleasant bathroom experience. I'm totally having a shart attack."
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when an idividual ingests enough sweet tarts brand candy to actually shart a sweet tart fragrance.
thats a tart shart if i know, the room is filled with the fresh scent of sweet tarts brand delightments.
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A game of chance one plays alone, or in a group. First one to shart, loses. Traditionnally, one finds themself embroiled in a game of Fart, Fart, Shart after dining on Chipotle or similar faire.
Kids play 'Duck, Duck, Goose.' Men play 'Fart, Fart, Shart'.
The act of unknowingly making a fart like noise with your shoes leading to an awkward situation.
Joe: damn bill, did you just fart?
Bill: nahh, i just had a shart
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A public pool, or any small, manmade enclosed body of water really (i.e., wave pools, hotel pools, country club pools, jacuzzis) in which a high concentration of kids or drunk peoples might cause one or more sharts to attack otherwise innocent swimmers. Upon observation of such potential threat, a hummed Jaws theme may follow...
Slow thinking dude post-cannonball into the pool: Hey babe, jump in the pool! The water feels great!
Realistic chick noticing the 500 kids splashing around in the country club pool about an hour after finishing their chili dogs for a bday pool party: No way! Those are shart infested waters...I'm not going in there! Shart,Shart net
A taco bell shart is when you shart, (A fart usually followed by liquid poo) after eating taco bell that's so powerful that you get sick.
Dude: Can't hang out I've had a taco bell shart'!
Friend: I feel so bad for you.