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The unexpected sensation one gets when using their phone to take a picture, only to discover that they left the camera in selfie mode.
Ohh, I want a picture of,… who the hell is that? Oh, it’s just me giving myself a Selfie Shock
Related to jocksockshock - the act of catching your stepdad with his face buried in your sweaty, stinking socks and sneakers thus confirming that he is gay or bi and loves your male sweat smells -a potential source of blackmail. You now tease him in front of your mom by taking off your shoes and socks and making sure he sees your bare feet.
Dude I really wasn't sure if my stepdad was into my feet or not. I got sock shock now knowing for sure when I saw him with my sweaty socks and sneakers up to his nose.
A shocking suprise.
When you and your girl are having sex and she puts on gloves en suddenly gets a ael out of a bucket and shoves it up your ass. The ael will then electrocute your anus. She now preformed the shocking surprise on you.
Yo bro sit down. Sorry bro i can't my anus got electrocuted by my girlfriend while she was performing a shocking surprise
Most commonly used when someone says they are quitting but return the next day like nothing happened.
Bye everyone I'm quitting for good.
-Next Day-
How's it going?
-Wow did he just pull a shocking?!?-
shit-shocking
This term has two possibles meaning;
1. Something which is both shit and shocking
2. Something so shocking that it has proverbial the ability to shock shit itself
1. "Dave's car accident was shit-shocking"
2. "That cow giving birth to an alligator on the News was so unexpected that it was shit-shocking!"
the best song from JATS trust me
Person 1: I remember "Raditude Dog Found In Pinkerton, What Happens Next Is Shocking" was actually a placeholder name, what was the intended name?
Person 2: Sandstorm
when something is really rad or makes you so happy you just want to scream that it's awesome
That wave i just caught was so shock gnarly dank bro!!!