A way of describing an object that startles you with it's crapness
That orange tent over there is shocking!
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When you find out that your gf is pregnant even though you swear you used a condom
gf: Iβm pregnant
bf: What. Thatβs so shocking. I swear I used a condom
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Adjective:
Slightly boring, uninteresting and not worth your attention.
Its origen: The word is often used to make articles or internet pages seem interesting to a potential reader, as it is coincidentally homonym to its own antonym Shocking, from which the word Shocking was derived in the early part of the information/internet era.
Related forms:
Verb: Shock
Adverb: Shockingly
Synonyms: Staggering, astounding, startling, appalling, breathtaking.
Antonyms: Shocking, staggering, astounding, startling, appalling, breathtaking.
"It was shocking"
"What he did next would shock the whole world"
"The original inventor of windows has revealed his biggest breakthrough since windows 1.0! It's Shocking!"
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A sarcastic way to express shock at a revelation that is actually not shocking because everybody knew it already.
Used with a healthy dose of irony, the phrase was first uttered in the film Casablanca.
Wall street was shocked-shocked to learn that Goldman Sachs was scamming investors on a massive scale.
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1)Great but in like a natural electric way
2)High without drugs
Someone who makes an error in judgement.
Jeff leaves work early.
Paul shouts out just as Jeff leaves the building.
"Jeff you Shocked-it !"