OJ Shuffle

During administering oral sex to a female, withdraw your mouth, aggressively punch the clitoris several times, then continue to lick the wounded vagina. Repeat until orgasm.

Man, she's been pissing me off so much recently, I think I'll lull her into a false sense of security and next time I go down on her, I'll pull out the OJ shuffle on her bitch ass.

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Titty Shuffle

A 4 fingered flick of the titty.

" I Titty Shuffled some girl last night Jeff. "

" Wicked. "

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Truffle shuffle

When a fat person doesn’t lift their feet as they walk and their feet drag against the carpet making an annoying sound.

That fat bitch Christina never picks her feet up. She’s doing the truffle shuffle.

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douchebag shuffle

An extremely lame dance performed at clubs or parties in which the dancer slowly bounces up and down in time with the music while twisting his upper body slightly from side to side. The dancer's feet remain on the ground, and arms stay motionless at the dancer's sides.

This dance is performed primarily by douchebags, mainly because it is the only dance that they are able to perform besides grinding.

-"Let's go. This club is full of assholes."
-"How do you know?"
-"Everyone's doing the douchebag shuffle."

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pinched cheek shuffle

Quickest way to bathroom after shwarning because if you try to run you will shit your pants.

The officer saw I wasn't lying about why I was speeding after seeing me do pinched cheek shuffle to bathroom and let me go with a warning.

The Harlem City Shuffle

The Harlem City Shuffle is a sex position where you put a hole through the drywall with the headboard of your bed, and then your friends on the other side doing basketball tricks. And then, while making eye contact with them, you all nut together.

Will: “Hey, did you guys hear about the party going on at Rich’s place on Saturday night?”
Vincent: “Wait, Rich’s place? You don’t mean to tell me we’re bringing back The Harlem City Shuffle, do you…?”

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Deadleg shit shuffle

The act of quickly making one's way to the toilet with one or both legs completely locked at all joints in an effort to compress the rectum/anus, and avoid dropping a mondo shit in one's pants (see chocolate shotgun, shart, or shitney spears). Most frequently occurs within 15 mins of eating a hot pocket, or Chipotle.

I told Linda that chorizo looked suspect! Now we can trace her deadleg shit shuffle by following the brown trail!

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