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Derpee Slurpee, Also Known By The Name “Bryce.” Is A YouTuber and A Music Artist. He Plays The Ukulele and Other Instruments and He Runs His YouTube Channel
Derpee Slurpee Just Posted And New Song And Video!
when a somebody gives a guy mad head slurps their dick like theres no tomorrow and then spits their seed into their ear with making elaphaunt noises.
"Did you hear jenny gave jared the double gluck slurp 8000?"
1- Tame definition: A convenience store/gas station-made beverage using multiple flavours of slush to make a disgusting drink.
2- Slang term: Going down on a known-slut.
(1)"Awe crap! I made a herpie slurpee again."
(1 & 2)"Dayum that's so gross, I think it's a herpie slurpee."
(2)"I've never seen anything quite like that herpie slurpee... The smell was unbearable."
After one is done with a dell fister, s/he takes a straw and drinks the lemon juice from the ass of his/her partner. This is much like fletching
"Man she was so upset with me giving her that dell fister that she made me clean her up with a dell slurpee", said John.
"That is disgusting", exclaimed Jimmy while vomiting.
When you feed your partner laxatives until they have liquid shit. Turn them upside down stick a straw in their chocolate starfish and enjoy your Starfish Slurpee.
Yo sheila was so plugged needed a colon cleanse, so we gave her a starfish slurpee
The act of pouring local Hawaiian pineapple juice into the vagina then sipping it out with a turtle safe straw.
Guy: Babe, I'm really craving pineapple and sex right now.
Girl: well let me lay down and you can try a Hawaiian slurpee.
My boyfriend with a tiny dick was really good at slurping the skunk