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when piss flaps have a overly wet feeling, possibly after sex
I was banging away and I couldn't get any traction, she has such soggy piss flaps, I just wilted.
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The sexual act of putting your penis into your partner's ear and then ejaculating into the ear canal as if placing a soggy q-tip into one's ear.
After a long night of pledge-ship, Patrick decided to relieve his stress by giving his sleeping roommate Matt a soggy q-tip.
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Like Soggy Biscuit.
Last person out of a group of men to masturbate and ejaculate on the Jaffa Cake has to then eat and digest the Sticky Soggy Jaffa Cake.
"Jeff was the last to cum, he now has to eat the soggy Jaffa Cake!"
"...You have to bite through the cream to get to the sticky Jaffa centre..."
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A derogatory name for a Filipino Douche Bag.
"Hey, you know that Leeland kid down the hall? He is such a Soggy Bean Eater."
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A wet penis, soaked with ejaculate or lube, between two butt cheeks, male or female.
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A bedraggled penis
Officer Julian relieved Officer Joe of his duties after giving him a soggy hot dog.
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the act of wanking in the shower, then ejaculating into a mass of your own mothers pubic hair, but in doing so clogging the plug hole. afterwards, the cum-filled hair must be fished out using a bare hand, then the semen must be filtered from the hair using both hands. One may then choose to shower again, as flecks of solidified sperm may have become lodged in nooks or crannies
'im goin for a shower'
'wil u b indulgin in a soggy jewish perm'
'of course'
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When someone isn't good at having sex. Aka, they orgasm way too early.
Sam: "how was Freddy last night?"
Cole: "Ugh freddy is such a soggy potato."
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