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coots in suits

Corporate executives who do nothing but sit on their greedy, selfish asses, and whine and bitch about others using their copyrighted material. Like for example, video clips on YouTube. Viacom is the greediest of the "coots in suits"

YouTube is a magnet for "coots in suits". They have nothing to do but just yank others' accounts over some chickenshit video clip, like a music video, or some retro TV aircheck.

by Mr. Grumpy January 25, 2008


frogshooting suit

The sort of shiny suit a conman might wear hence the allusion. Slick and dodgy. Slimy.

“I didn’t like that guy at all. He wanted his mitts on my money.”
“Yeah - he was wearing a frogshooting suit. A dead giveaway really.”

by The Fat Welshman May 8, 2022


Queen fart suited

In poker when someone calls you down with some bullshit hand simply because its suited. A hand such as queen, four of clubs comes to mind.

This can be extended to all shitty hands that people randomly play and can be substituted accordingly. The noun can replace either the card or their implied suit.

Examples:
Substitute for suit Queen four of fart
Substitute for suit and card Three turd of garbage
Substitute for both cards and suit Poop, fart, of hooker spit.

I can't believe he called me down with queen fart suited and hit the flush.

or

I got knocked out of the tourney by some guy who went all in with fart, joke of queef.

by Djense April 28, 2010


fusion suit

Dress up and party down. Where style meets comfort. From the waste up, dressing in fine oxfords, polos and cardigans. Below the waste, sweats and flip flops. Underwear not required.

Steve dresses so weird.

Nah man, he rocks the fusion suit.

by Adirondapper October 13, 2013


fuck suit

a suit you wear right before or directly after one fucks

Hey babe now that I came I need to go put on my fuck suit

by all.red May 30, 2017


Suit Licker

The bootlicker, but for billionaires and mainly Elon

“You see that guy over there he thinks Elon is wholesome and relatable, he’s a suit licker

by panda narwhal July 25, 2020


suit licker

A boot licker for corporations

"So what if Amazon pays $0 in taxes? They give people jobs! Their employeeseven get a WHOLE thirty-second pee break once a day!"

"Shut the fuck up, suit licker."

by The dinglebop July 24, 2020