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The act of blowing smoke in one person’s mouth into another’s mouth.
“Bro did you see those girls? They just did a swedish exchange, it was so hot.”
A swedish erection is when a guy cant assemble a full erection. Generally he just holds the base really tight to give enough ridgidity for penetration. As with ikea furniture sure you can assemble a coffee table but its not strong enough to put a coffee cup on.
I met this hot prostitute but when we went back to my room all i had was a swedish erection
the "Swedish Butt Whistle" is when one take an entire 750ml bottle of Mr. Black Coffee Liqeur, and butt chugs it
Stats: 1,000mg of caffeine and 20% alcohol.
Hits your system immediately and you die.
*DO NOT EVER ATTEMPT THIS UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES*
the only two people I could see doing this and surviving is 1. BadlandChugs and 2. ShoeNice33
but as of 03/14/2024, ShoeNice is now 40 days sober and I DONT want this post to be the reason he goes back to addiction again. keep it up shoenice, fuck poison.
Ronnie wanted to prove he was an alpha male not a sigma male like Brock suggested, so he did the Swedish butt whistle in front of everyone at the fraternity. He was hospitalized ASAP and died the following morning. Ego is one heckuva drug.
Putting on a giant set of feathery bird wings and an ABBA wig and running around thrusting your pelvis.
Where's Mike from accounts?
Oh he's on the roof running a Swedish Eagle
When protecting a tile in order to recieve gifts or benefits from the owner of the tile.
Pjukkie did swedish tiling for nudes.
People that swim against the current of lighted arrows in an IKEA slowing down other shoppers.
I’m never going to get out of this IKEA with these Swedish Salmon slowing everything down and blocking the path to the registers.
Consuming LSD, psilocybin mushrooms, and cannabis at the same time.
Yesterday I was tripping sack off of a Swedish Backflip