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The act of having rough sexually intercourses that a female may tear the sheets in bliss
Hey I heard you and my brother tearing up the sheets last night be quite!
The act of ripping a woman's vagina open so wide she can give birth to a monster truck.
"I heard Jimmy gave Bertha the Venezuelan Vagina Tear Yesterday, yet she doesn't seem too sad about it."
the 5th track on taylor swifts 8th studio album folklore. a song about a “lost romance” with an impeccable bridge (just like all of taylor’s songs)
“‘my tears ricochet is my favorite song on folklore” “marjorie, soon you’ll get better, and my tears richochet are taylor’s saddest songs”
An enormous turd which is so huge it feels as though your anus is going to split. A weaker version is "Tear Arse Rattler" which is a very strong fart.
Jeremy did a stupendous Tear Arse Ripper.
Purposely watching a sad movie to cry for pleasure
"I haven't cried in so long, I need a tear jerk-off session"
Greasy Guido Tears are produced whenever a member of the "Jersey Shore" cries uncontrollably. Greasy Guido Tears can be caused by any number of things, intoxication, break-ups, lack of hair gel, ect.
Greasy Guido Tears roll down from the eyes through all the makeup, fake tan spray, steroid juices, and greasy skin that the cast of Jersey Shore wear and by the time they reach the ground they have the same affect on the environment as acid rain.
Bill: "Did you see how much Ronnie cried last night on Jersey Shore?"
Todd: "Yeah dude I usually like watching fake tough guys cry, but that shit is bad for the environment"
Bill: Totally, Greasy Guido Tears fall like acid rain and kill the indigenous plants and wildlife"
Todd: "Don't talk about Ronnie like that bro, GTL is my way of life"
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Guy: What happened with that girl last night?
Guy 2: You know I had to tear the pussy up right quick
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