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A sugar daddy of the Southern persuasion. The classiest sweetener for the classiest sugar daddy.
Louisiana lady: Oh Beauregard where are you?!? Where is my suave molasses daddy to come and pluck my rose from my family garden?
Molasses daddy: Oh I've been here all my life. The question is, are you ready to feel my suavige?
The guy with the sweetest plum.
Swaggering mother fucker. Past wife experience overcompersating for the marginalization of time in his kids life.
The daddy is the Disney dad behind the curtain with that snowwhite voice
Bikini model. Reverse karma happens folks.
Tony is the Disney daddy. He landed Kat
Aka sweetest plum. She has that snowwhite voice and rocks a bikini.
He is making up for lost time.
Nothing like seeing the dog from the shelter underdog all hellter shelter
Disney daddy you rock.
When you're in a hotel in France and your dad's fucking your mouth harder than usual. Then, as he's about to blow his load, he squats over your face, blasts into your belly button while unloading the continental breakfast he ate 3 hours before into your swollen mouth and screams, "Sacré bleu".
At a hostel in Marseille:
Mom: Sweetie what are you having for breakfast?
Me: I might have a bit of daddy's croissant.
Dad: Ok sweetheart *unzips pants*
Bud Light Lime’s alias. This fruity excuse for a beer is not for kids or the faint of heart. It’s the beverage of choice for New Balance and hiked up white sock wearing dads everywhere.
Slogan: “Obey your dad bod. Drink Daddy Sprite.”
This person looks like a chick but really has a thicc piece of meat. Daddy Oreo is loved by many yet hated by some. He is one kinky mofo and can be very submissive but can also tie you down and torture you like a sadistic prince. Dont mess with this hottie as he may or may not eat your babies.
Oh Daddy Oreo... let me succ you
He is the one the only daddy shank it the boys locker room so Shout our to daddy shank
Daddy shank walks in
Bois Daddy shank!
Basically a washed up war vet standing outside of a 711 around 3 and 4 in the morning. and just looks at you with his mouth open like aaaaaaaa...... usually wears a camo vest with some war patches and possibly could suffer from sometype of PTSD. Doesnt ask for money just fucking stares at you with the aweeeeeee look and an open mouthhole.
Hey i came out of a 711 and this guy was starting at me . No words just looked at me with his mouth open. I was like you need something Jar Daddy!?