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danube goblins

Well you see here these are what you wrote about in geography when you don’t know the real answer. These little fellas swim the rivers of Danube and capture pirates and other people to take back to their caves and eat them old sons. In other words. The Middle East is a pretty messed up place if ya ask me

The Danube goblins stole my husbands sunglasses and bit off his toes.

by Goblin king April 17, 2019


Greedy goblin

A stupid Jew with a long nose who steals shit from people

Cut your nose you stupid greedy goblin

by touch grass god June 6, 2022


Turkish Goblin

A rare species of twink endemic to Turkey with an abnormally large penis, usually an alcoholic.

I saw a Turkish Goblin on my trip to Istanbul

by iwantmisatotofartonme February 10, 2021


Goblin Abby

When a zooted college girl doesn’t know how to act and runs around drunk like a goblin.

Hey jimmy you see that girl over there???? She’s is such a goblin Abby don’t you think?

by Hallie Smith February 11, 2021


Goblin stomp

An event that takes place around a bonfire or any other event that requires a stomp that is so powerful that only a goblin may execute it.

Brandon Tarpley did the goblin stomp because Alabama lost to FSU

by Goblin stomppers for sale September 3, 2017


Snob goblin

A high society snob that places themselves above everyone

"God ever since Ryan joined that yacht club he's become a snob goblin"

by Mtg187 November 22, 2017


neck goblin

A female that gives top of the line neck.

Shorty brained me so good, I swear she’s a neck goblin.

by DropDehd April 7, 2021