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A desk sitting pencil pusher who makes decisions on paper that affect real people's lives.
The paper boss saw a chance to pickup an extra contract so, we're now working double shifts and weekends for the foreseeable future.
A Paper Bunny is usually a bunny but with the attributes of paper. Paper Bunnies almost always possess a cute face, but lack the depth of ass or tits. The term paper bunny is always attributed to a white female.
Guy 1: "Damn, that girl is really cute."
Guy 2: "Yeah, but she has no ass and I think those cups are A"
Guy 1: "So what does that make her?"
Guy 2: "It makes her a Paper Bunny my guy."
Gay on Paper (phrase): A straight male who bears all the hallmarks of being gay.
Brad is thin, well dressed, meticulous about his appearance, into theater and the arts but not into sports. The dude is gay on paper.
Rolling a joint with a page of the Bible from in a hotel room.
Sam rolled a joint with a hotel paper while on vacation.
Having planned or unplanned free time. Permission given for free time. Time previously controlled but now relinquished.
Indirectly referring to having written permission to be out.
Sally went away for the weekend so Tom has free paper.
Also the videos that Paper uploads to Grindr. Basically if you watch paper porn, you’ll get his STDs
Wow I literally just got herpes from watching paper porn.