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A ghetto church, first coined as a freudian slip when referring to a church sanctuary.
Girl: Yeah, that church was in the rough
Boy: Really?
Girl: Yeah, the shank-uary was right in the ghetto
When two gay people come out to each other they experience the emotion gay shanks
“Bob I’m gay” “ really I am too!” They’re experiencing gay shanks
The act of fisting a girl repeatedly out of anger and then shoving dildos in and out rapidly.you can use other round objects such as Carrots, Cucumbers, Pickles, Traffic cones, Poles, Lead Pipes, Ice Cream Cones (with or without Ice Cream), Feet, Florescent Light bulb, and last but not least The Denver Broncos.
Dude she cheated on him.
Oh Shit! He is gonna be Vagina Shanking her tonight!
Gets a lot of sex from women daily and has a 13 inch cock. Very strong and touch man. He Has a six pack. He is very sexy and cute. He only plays with women on video games.
OMG Ryan Shanks cock was so big last night
Being "pencil shanked" is when a sharpened pencil is in your front pocket, point up, and you bend over. The sharp pencil stabs you in the stomach and leaves a small grey mark where the graphite entered the skin.
You can be "pencil shanked" by someone as well. They just stab you with a sharpened pencil. That is all.
"Pencil shanking" is a common problem in schools. Others affected include writers, artists, the intelligent, geeks, nerds, teachers, businessmen and women, parents, and prisoners, although anyone with pockets or enemies can be "pencil shanked."
Steve: "F*CK!"
Bob: "I just saw you bend over, what happened?!"
Steve: "My writing implement was in my pocket when I leaned over! I just pencil shanked myself!"
When someone sneaks up behind you, pulls your pants down and shoved their thumb up your rectum.
You’re not going to believe it, I was talking to brother and he told me his mate got shanked the other day.